Ryan
A Ryan can most easily be identified by the texture of his hair-despite the fact that he normally denies it, it really does look and feel like a horse's mane. He often has an uncontrollable urge to pelvic thrust during every action of his day, especially when in the presence of women. These women, according to his inner most wants and desires, have at least one kid, are pregnant, or chunky. Do not be fooled by his common late night "quests", they are actually an attempt to cover up is real late night adventures. These adventures appeal to him because they deal with sluts, sluts, and more sluts. Be careful, sometimes a Ryan will style his hair, so the best way to spot him is look for his long tube socks that suggest he must have really really REALLY skinny legs. But a Ryan can also be a pretty cool guy, you just have to get over all the other things that he does in the beginning. P.s. Don't let him touch you with his witchy fingers.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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