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Ryan’s the type to be able to prove to u how much he loves u. He’s close to perfect and he knows how to put a smile on ur face. He’s the reason to look forward to going to school, wake up and check ur notifications for “good morning ❤️” texts, or be excited for weekends to be able to talk to him all day. He tends to wear the same thing everyday, but still manages to look amazing. Through ur friendship, u learn how to love, not just want. He asks u how u are on days where he doesn’t get to see you in person. He shows u he cares and tells u he’ll always be there for u as comfort. Ryan’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, until he decides start to ignore u. He has you thinking “wow, i must have done something wrong.” He has u send streaks multiple times a day to try and keep ur 87 day streak. He ghosts u, forcing u to reminisce on the fun memories u have together, like talking on the phone till 2am, or running around on halloween, or always being there for each other when ur other friends aren’t. He slowly becomes the reason u want to delete all social media, or stop talking to your friends because they still like him. But all the amazing emotions felt for the first time because of him are inequivalent to the jealousy and pain. He acts like he doesn’t know u, and you start to drift apart. He leaves u confused/hurt without saying a word abt the situation. He leaves u at ur absolute lowest, and u start to lose yourself. Ryan is now just a stranger that knows everything about u.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
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