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Ryan’s the type to be able to prove to u how much he loves u. He’s close to perfect and he knows how to put a smile on ur face. He’s the reason to look forward to going to school, wake up and check ur notifications for “good morning ❤️” texts, or be excited for weekends to be able to talk to him all day. He tends to wear the same thing everyday, but still manages to look amazing. Through ur friendship, u learn how to love, not just want. He asks u how u are on days where he doesn’t get to see you in person. He shows u he cares and tells u he’ll always be there for u as comfort. Ryan’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, until he decides start to ignore u. He has you thinking “wow, i must have done something wrong.” He has u send streaks multiple times a day to try and keep ur 87 day streak. He ghosts u, forcing u to reminisce on the fun memories u have together, like talking on the phone till 2am, or running around on halloween, or always being there for each other when ur other friends aren’t. He slowly becomes the reason u want to delete all social media, or stop talking to your friends because they still like him. But all the amazing emotions felt for the first time because of him are inequivalent to the jealousy and pain. He acts like he doesn’t know u, and you start to drift apart. He leaves u confused/hurt without saying a word abt the situation. He leaves u at ur absolute lowest, and u start to lose yourself. Ryan is now just a stranger that knows everything about u.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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