Ryan
Ryan is a man with dirty blonde almost brown hair and has gorgeous blue eyes that remind you of the ocean everytime you get lost in them. He has freckles covering his shoulders . He generally likes to spend hours getting lost in a video game or looking up guns online. He also has a passion for survival items. He likes to lay and watch action movies on Netflix or gaming videos on YouTube. He is extremely tall and has an amazing body. you'll always catch him in pants and a vans shirt if he isn't in a work uniform. He tends to bottle up his emotions until he explodes. He is easily annoyed at times. But he always means well. He will speak his mind especially in an argument. But he is also very caring and extremely sweet. He will be there for you No matter What even if you do mess up a bunch. He never really gives up. He is patient and kind. If you ever ask him to pick something he won't, or will say what he thinks you want to hear which isn't always bad but can be annoying. He also likes hairless cats and his beagle. Ryan also has a passion for his Ruckus. Ryan always gets work does and rarely complains . but when he does complain about something you'll hear it about 50 times days. He has an obsession with soda and slim jims, green onions, and shrimp fried rice. But ryan is the best man you could ever have in your life. He is perfect . Any woman would be lucky to have Ryan and any woman who has left him in the past is an idiot. Ryan is a one of a kind dream come true.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
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