Rusty Venture
(n.) 1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole. 2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum. 3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!** **A.K.A. A double frog-man 4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick. 5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.** **Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands. 6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore. 7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
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