RUSTY

A susso Australian male who can be easily identified by communicating exclusively in adaptations of the word dude. This middle aged male while incredibly humble has been known to exhibit mannerisms of a peacock after undergoing the much anticipated visit to the barber. The Rusty's are family men, whose diet consists predominately of mi-goreng noodles and craft beer (the former to provide funds for the latter). Due to his large intake of coriander and chilli and recent coming of (middle) age he has reached the much admired status of 'Old Spice' which should be embraced and worn like a badge of honour. Rusty's are also the office clowns and motivators, always turning frowns upside down with their passionate retelling of the time they met Powderfinger in Toowoomba. Can often be sighted in stone wash jeans carving row boats into the dance floor with a circle of his peers - hot spots include work functions and weddings. Rusty’s wear a perma-grin…and take the glass half full attitude even after sculling the glass dry.