RuneScape
This game takes your life away. It makes you skip church, homework, keep from your family/friends, make other family members or friends play it, skip meals, stay up late, get less sleep, get fired from work, be late to school, find excuses to stay home, when your parents are gone and your not allowed to play you play anyway, if your married you pay more attention to training your woodcutting and dragon slaying then your soulmate, holding your piss and crap until the last minute, occasionally wears things in real life that are similar to the game, buying things from the jagex store, not brushing your teeth, not eating at the dinner table with your family, scarf down that food extra quickly to be able to play again, Gaining weight, always having the urge to come and play games, trying to quit only to find that its harder to quit then stop doing drugs, and starting to live off your instinct, you will also like it darker in your room. Don't even think about quitting cold turkey, then your basically boned up the ass. You'll be back sometime that week.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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