Roy
A man with whom I love dearly, forever. He is a sensitive man with a tendency to be selfish and stows away his feelings like a treasure trove waiting to be found but at his core, he is sincere; he is very HANDSOME and maybe his biggest weakness is he forgives too easily but it’s also his biggest strength. He is equipped with knowledge of various esoteric subjects and is skilled with a pen (or pencil) along with a guitar; his heart is his biggest asset but the pen is his sword. Probably his biggest fault, is he doesn’t say how he feels and let’s precious moments slip through his fingers (we are so similar) because he is a tough decision maker which causes a neurosis of infinite yearning and torment of lost loves. He misses a girl very much and she misses him too, but alas, they cannot be together. For he has traveled to a far off place to which she is not but a foreigner. Perhaps their paths will cross again in a far off future and they will meet suddenly on a crowded rooftop and it’ll be like no time has passed and they’re the only two people under the stars. Until then she may just write more of these. Roy, the last pirate 🏴 ☠️ It’s not too many men not like roy, keep him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
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