Roy
This guy is the sexiest motherfucker that has ever existed. He will impregnate every female within 10 miles of him by just existing. His cock is said to have been as big as an elephants trunk . The amount of cum he releases wears off on peoples faces ,it is said to have been the reason why so many people are white. If you ever meet someone name Roy , hide ur wives ,hide ur sisters and hide ur children ,because when he gets horny the world will be flooded with cum. Legend has it sunglasses where invented because people kept having orgasms when they look at his face . He once had sex for 30 years straight without busting a nut ,the woman he was having sex with died of starvation but after he finished in her mouth ,when came back to life He once found an abandoned child on the street , so he raised that child and trained him very hard and now that child is called Johnny sins. If a couple wants to name their son Roy they have to make a direct request to the leader of the Roy foundation
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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