Rónán

the definition of ronan is not quite fully understood. there are very many different definitions for the word Rónán or Ronan. 1) a very strong, attractive, well built, popular, sexy ladiesman. He excels in sport and although is aware of his talents he keeps them to himself. he is the best friend a guy can have and often makes friends with people by the name of patrick, paul, or fringledish (if indian). He himself invented popularity and his powerful build and massive chest, legs and arms make him an all round intensive athelete. Pele and maradon were often referred to as the ronans of their football era. 2) a sexual position involving fire, petrol, match sticks, electricity, a bath tub of water, an electricity operator, a wild bear-man-pig, an innocent hamster with white fur and a blue streak down its back. the position involves a bathtub filled with petrol, and diluted with water. when a man and a women are making love (women must be on top) in the top, the women must strike the match of the mans beard and drop it into the petrol they are making love in. For every 10 seconds the women does not light the match the voltage will go up by one. Th purpose of the electricity is to jolt the man into action when he becomes tired. The couple cannot escape the inferno or the electricity until both parties have ejaculated. The man-bear-pig must be trained not to maul the couple until they are dying. this will take approximatly 5 minutes, so the man-bear-pig must be obedient. one last lifeline the couple have before the man-bear-pig is set loose is to decapitate a white hampster with a blue streak on its back. this must be done by setting the head of a hampster in the womans hole, and donkey punching her. the couple when finiished will be rejuvinated and madly in love. As you can see, this act is not often completed.