Rock Lee Mug
Rock Lee is a character from the anime and Manga series Naruto. As a child, he was always looked down upon and made fun of because he was never able to use either Ninjutsu or Genjutsu. Worse, he was rather below average in hand-to-hand combat(known in the series as Taijutsu). His fierce determination to reach the true pinnacles of his strength was admired by a man named Gai, who eventually showed him the way. After much hard work, and great potential, Rock Lee had grown into an incredible ninja, and is considered a Taijutsu specialist(mainly because he can use only Taijutsu, and because his skills in it are practically incomparable). He bears a striking resemblance to his sensei Gai, with fuzzy eyebrows and shiny black hair(out of respect, Lee styled his own hair just like Gai's; a bowl cut with a white shine that sometimes reads the word "NIN" all around it). He is dangerous to underestimate, especially without the weights that are around his legs when he trains(without them, he can move faster than a person could blink), and is unpredictable when drunk. But because of his rather goofy appearance, he is not exactly popular with the ladies from the get-go. He once asked Sakura out and even promised to protect her with his life, but obviously, she rejects claiming that Lee is "Too 'unique'" for her tastes. Later, he dueled with Sasuke and defeated him easily with his speed. And in the exams, he fought with Gaara, and showed just how powerful he truly is just from the motivation he gets from Gai-sensei. But nonetheless, Gaara wins by a nose(a very cheap nose <_<). Coincidentially, Rock Lee shares the same exact birthday as the late martial arts star Bruce Lee; November 27th. It is also said that Rock Lee was inspired by Bruce Lee. Lee also joined Naruto as one of the five people who went out searching for Sasuke after he left the village.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.