Roblox
A gaming platform often confused for directly being a game. Also the place where some of the worst things to ever exist reside. The platform as a whole is amorphous and chaotic. Degeneracy plagues this eternal hellscape. On most games, you will see at least two characters composed of UGC User-Generated Content avatar items to create unrealistically large breasts and disgustingly fat thighs. And that, dear reader, is just the beginning of this suffering. I cannot even begin to describe in a textual form some of the atrocious things that exist on this platform - and even outside of it. <cough> ...Twitter... <cough> <retch> I write this article in disdain, blood dripping from my fingers into my keyboard. Every key I push down is painful, and I will not be able to clean the ichor. I may be exsanguinated simply by putting words on a screen. I do not know if anyone is reading this definition, but if you are, dear reader, then do not let these awful people poison you. Do not succumb to the vile, fetid depravity that resides here. I would be elated to see the moderators of Roblox take steps to scrape the filth off, but I fear that my plea will fall on deaf ears, as it has for so many people. But why would I make a difference? I have no real answer for you. All I know is that I can't sleep at night - knowing what I know, knowing what is out there, knowing what I've seen. I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I can't imagine that I am alone. God help us all.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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