Robear
1) The act of doing everything in one's power to remain anorexically thin, using such methods as diuretics, excessive smoking, and eating no more than one meal a day. 2) To avoid working and instead marry a woman who earns three times more than you, for the goal of staying home and smoking excessively. 3) To constantly change one's goals, in an effort to confuse others. 4) A shiftless vagrant who constantly thinks up ways to steal your pants and sell them on ebay as pants worn by John Wayne.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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