Roadman

The evolved species of the now near extinct chav. Roadmen can be easily spotted as they will always appear wearing a black (often North Face) puffer jackets, black Nike caps, Adidas or Nike black tracksuit bottom and a Nike bag (often with a shoulder strap). The collective noun for a group of Roadmen is ‘Mandem’. Roadmen can often be found in city centres, suburbs and semi-rural areas, often seen smoking but most often vaping and smoking weed in back alleys or by walls. Roadmen also speak a branch of the English language, most of which is still unknown. However one part of this language linguists have dissected form conversation with them is the pronoun ‘Man’’ which is often used in place of ‘Me’ . Roadmen have only been foun in the country of England, mainly large cities like London, Manchester and Huddersfield.