RIOOOOO IS THE BEST LOSERS
Rio is the most amazing friend I have ever met in my whole lifetime. Rio is amazing, beautiful, kind, smart, amazing, smart, beautiful, amazing, and more amazing. If you ever meet Rio please treat her right because if you don’t I will rock your sh|t. Rio is the best person I have ever met, she is like a sister to me and I talk to her everyday due to her love and care for me. She is always the person I look forward talking to every single day. When I wake up she is the first person I speak to and when I’m about to sleep she is the last person I speak to. She makes me feel comfortable in her presents because she cares and that’s why I love her. She is a whole mood and we share the same interests in almost EVERYTHING (mint chocolate chip ice cream and toothpaste and chocolate. Dont come for me :/) ANYWHOREEEE RIO I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE YOU SEE THIS LMAOAOAOAOAOSOSD. Bye I’m not done yet idiots. Rio has had my back during every situation I have been through and I really love her for that. I love her for everything she does (NO HOMO IDOITS) I love our 9229282929 hour calls together and I love when we hang out together. I really look forward to meeting her eventually but till then Hopefully we will always stay besties the way we are now. I can be stupid and annoying at times but she doesn’t care and I ALSO LOVE HER FOR THAT. Thank you rio for being A L I V E <3 ily bestay
The Urban Dictionary Mug
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
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Super Funny Mug 😂
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
This mug made me horny.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
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