Rio Mug
A Rio is the most beautiful girl in the universe, and it leaves all the boys speechless except her boyfriend, of course. A Rio usually is a blonde with long, shaggy hair that stuns almost all the boys. She has startling hazel eyes with a strong hint of green and an attractive smile. She is actually pretty curvy but doesn't use any of that to show off, because she only wants true love. A Rio knows how to dress for every occasion. You can find her usually wearing an oversized green sweatshirt with jeans or yoga pants on most occasions except formal ones. She NEVER has to wear makeup, it'll just make her uglier. A Rio is the most sweetest, kind, and caring girl you will ever meet, but she is more a tomboy. She is outgoing, and her sarcastic (but not rude) attitude is one to fall in love with. She is very good at sports, roller skating being the best. Also being the most competitive, she will most likely crush everybody, but she has good sportsmanship and won't insult any other player, no matter how good or bad they are. A Rio is also insanely smart, but not just academically. Her knowledge lies in common sense and logic, a trait so few have today. Most importantly though, a Rio is herself. She is hands-down the best girlfriend you will EVER have. She is truly an angel and will take your heart instantly. Look out guys, if you are ever this lucky to meet a Rio, take full advantage of it. You won't meet another one for life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.