Rigger Dan
Derived from a video featuring pornographic actress 'Eva Angelina' being inseminated despite earlier claims from 'Rigger Dan' the man whom was boning her, assuring that he wouldn't--yet did anyway. To add further insult to injury, Rigger Dan, as graciously as a jerk can be then tells the whimpering Eva that it's "Not my problem!" and leaves her be to simper in his liquid children. To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not. Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'. Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later! *two weeks later* Albert: What's up man, how's it going? John: Not much, just chillin'. Albert: Hey what's this? John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something. Albert: When was the last time you fed them? John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now. Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John? John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats. Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
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