ride my pony
I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off (CHORUS:) If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waitin' Come and jump on it (CHORUS) Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you You and your body, every single portion Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh (CHORUS x2) If we're gonna get nasty baby First we'll show and tell Till I reach your pony tail (oh) Lurk all over and through you baby Until we reach the stream You'll be on my jockey team (ooh) (CHORUS x5) Ride it
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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