rice burner

To qualify to be a rice burner, you must: - have Stickers that add hp - have a Fartcan that adds hp - have cut springs that increase cornering capability - have a hatred for muscle cars because they have less hp per cubic inch - have no idea what porting heads or the word camshaft means - think that turbos automatically take your e.t. from 16 to 10 - constantly brag about beating Camaros and Mustangs to your friends, but when they're riding with you, you won't race them because "they're not worth it" - dangerously weave through traffic like a maniac and piss off everybody else on the road - play your music loud enough to wake the dead