Rhodesian Jackhammer
A wild and ridiculous sex act that requires lots of preparation on the man's end. Pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his penis with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. It is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. When the time to perform this move, the man gains the female's consent to have regular sex but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. The man then has rough sex in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from orgasm. Then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl's head into the hard ground and assumes position directly over her with his penis pointing down. He then activates the mechanical penis piston system and absolutely fucks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she orgasms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
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just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
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My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
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