Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously. Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper. Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.