Republican
An American who believes in the strength and advancement of our nation and that a man should be entilted to his own earnings. Don't want to turn America into overly politically correct socialist state. - Supports our God given rights protected by the Constitution including it's 2nd Amendment. - Believes that a man is entilted to his own earnings and should not be forced to give up his hard earned money to pay European level taxes funding poorly regulated social welfare programs that many are going to abuse and leech off of. - Recognizes the strength of a free market economy with little government interference. - Recognizes the need for a strong defense and military unlike the Democrats who still want to cut the budget and reduce the military to the size of the Rhode Island National Guard. - Pro-victory, fully support hunting down Bin Ladin and bringing him to justice, do not want to just pack up and abandon Afghanistan or Iraq regardless of the reasons for invading and removing the brutal dictator Saddam. - Does not want to recreate society to whatever the ACLU (who will only support you if they agree with what you have to say) deems "progressive". - Supports state rights to an extent unlike Democrats who would force gay marriage and abortion down every state's throat. - Often accuzed of being racist for not supporting affirmative action and welfare programs despite being the party that freed the slaves. - Does not want to rewrite our historical definition of marriage because gay rights groups who know no self-control or decency demand it. - Look at the issues and are not swayed by "hope and change" repeated 50 times. - Recognizes the full potential of nuclear power unlike far-left wing hippies. - Supports offshore drilling along with new technology to get us off of foreign oil bought from people who hate us. - Support space exploration and scientific research yet recognize the need for God and morality to be taken into account unlike too many nihilistic, atheistic scientists with an agenda. - Support our freedom of religion but recognize the history and traditions of this nation unlike left-wing atheistic idiots who will protest over a Christmas display or the 10 Commandments in front of a courthouse, yet fully support gay pride parades featuring transvestites, drag queens, and immoral behavior. - Support our troops unlike aspects of the far-left wing like Code Pink. - Can think up of real arguments against opponents unlike Democrats who cling to false promises of "hope and change", invent lies, and believe every Republican is a rich white man who supports George Bush.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
nice quality, vivid image
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
one tha best mugs i have
love it
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’O’*)/
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
gay mug very spicy
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall

Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
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