rennie

Any individual to whom the following axioms apply: 1.) Not height/weight proportional (see fatty) 2.) Unable (or unwilling) to bathe themselves on a regular basis 3.) Live eight months out of the year in a pathetic, perverse, slug-like, and anti-social haze that involves playing copious amounts of fantasy role-playing games, whining about the lack of a current renaissance festival, and casting spells on those who do possess some semblance of social normality. 4.) Works for an ISP.