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Someone that behaves in harsh hurtful ways, then expects you to have no reaction; A Pathological Liar that can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own power & abilities. Extremely convincing, treats people differently at different times for no apparent reason. Fuckboy Syndrome Does not take ownership or blame for his mistakes & misdeeds.At times, appears to actually enjoy manipulating & hurting others; exhibits the behavior of a Fucktard Douche. Is glibe and superficial Fakeass bitch. Is manipulative, conning, self serving, charming, but covertly hostile with a grandiose sense of self; feels entitled to things Lacks remorse, shame or guilt - Doesn't see others as people, but as targets or opportunities. Also known as a heartless bitch or a cold fuck. Incapacity to love or has shallow emotions- Warmth, joy, love and compassion are feigned, rather than experienced. Addicted to fuckery with Puerto Rican sidehoes & raunchy flight attendants. Loves living on the edge with Molly & secretly loves cock. Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them. Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams, even those of the small children they profess to love. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed. Captain Cunt
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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