Reed
Someone that behaves in harsh hurtful ways, then expects you to have no reaction; A Pathological Liar that can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own power & abilities. Extremely convincing, treats people differently at different times for no apparent reason. Fuckboy Syndrome Does not take ownership or blame for his mistakes & misdeeds.At times, appears to actually enjoy manipulating & hurting others; exhibits the behavior of a Fucktard Douche. Is glibe and superficial Fakeass bitch. Is manipulative, conning, self serving, charming, but covertly hostile with a grandiose sense of self; feels entitled to things Lacks remorse, shame or guilt - Doesn't see others as people, but as targets or opportunities. Also known as a heartless bitch or a cold fuck. Incapacity to love or has shallow emotions- Warmth, joy, love and compassion are feigned, rather than experienced. Addicted to fuckery with Puerto Rican sidehoes & raunchy flight attendants. Loves living on the edge with Molly & secretly loves cock. Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them. Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams, even those of the small children they profess to love. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed. Captain Cunt
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
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