redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.