Redneck
If any of these describe you, you're a redneck! Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass. The primary color of your car is "bondo". You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. Your brother-in-law is your uncle. You've ever financed a tattoo. You go to your family reunion to meet women. Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack. You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
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