Redneck
Considered once as "The "Nations" embarrassment due to fictional films such as Deliverance, Dukes of Hazard, Brokeback Mountain along with poor performance's from actors such as Luke perry and John Travolta. The true Redneck is forming into a classic tale Quasimodo. A dirt-under-the nail Patriot, secretly known as America's first line of offense of homeland security. With test proven tactical gear such as the 84' Scottsdale 4X4 outfitted with 44' swampers and a 6 inch lift. Land ,Sea and Air, is but of time issue. Camo Fatique is standard issue on any redneck for stealthy operations. a jug under the seat is any ration for motivation and a individuals boost of morale. At post usually blasting some form of Bocefus , a fav being "A country boy can survive" Rednecks are usually Identified under the flag known only as "Dixie". Years of hand to hand combat training has been administered by a local pub or dance hall..Weapons of choice range from long range deer rifles with hig powered scope for sniper div. Area clearing Double barrel shotguns, and enemy close engagement with side sheathed buck folder. With orders passed with any military through the chain of command Heavy players at helm are Walton and Johnson radio, Rush Limbaugh, and Glen Beck.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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