Redneck Mug
The redneck characteristic list: (1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions. (2) They lack spelling skills. (3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents. (4) They find duct tape on a car sexy. (5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks. (6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is. (7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect. (8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++") (9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy! (10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+") (11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks. (12) They severely lack logic and reasoning. (13) Their favorite color is plaid. (14) Proudly flies the confederate flag. (15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts. (16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend. (17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine. (18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left. (19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way. (20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute' (21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is. All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
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Customer Reviews
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!