Red Velvet Cookie
To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
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