Red Hook
A small town in Upstate New York even though everybody there denies it is "Upstate." The town itself is cute. However, the high school and those who attend it are just awful. It consists of three main groups: The dirtbag stoner kids from Tivoli (who are arguably the coolest of the three), the rednecks, and the worst, the country club Republican kids from families who throw lame-ass "block parties" and inbreed their children to protect the ELITE OF RED HOOK!!! Those kids won't give the time of day to anyone without a 4 story house or golf club membership and basically shit on anyone who isn't good enough for them. No one. NO ONE ever leaves Red Hook because they are either too attached to their inbred childhood group of friends and can't make friends in the real world, or because they have gotten knocked up by the kid down the street and had a shotgun wedding. Red Hook completely sucks and whoever has had the brains to get the hell out as soon as possible and move to a real town with real people, props to you. Even Rhinebeck people have far more sense than "red hookers" ever will. I'd rather fucking live in New Jersey for christ sakes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
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