Rebecca Black

A super talented pop-singer from California. Her hit single "Friday" took audiences by storm, immediately becoming an international sensation and making her a household name. It is rumored that she suffers from some kind of asthma, which allows her to hit nasally, congested-like notes with utter perfection. This gives her a very unique sound which differentiates her from other contemporary pop stars. It is also rumored that prior to becoming a pop-star, she spent many years studying philosophy independently in her spare time. It is theorized that this sort of intellectual exposure early in her childhood is the primary contributor to the deeply philosophical lyrics of "Friday", which covers things like temporality (the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’), determinism vs. libertarianism (Gotta make my mind up - which seat can I take?), meta-philosophy (Fun, fun, think about fun, You know what it is?), and phenomenology (Fun, fun, fun, fun).