realmobile Mug
A realmobile is a four-wheeled (although, in some cases an eighteen-wheeled) vehicle that is operated and occupied by persons considered real. A realmobile is easily spotted, especially when driving past one on a highway or freeway, as every person in an observing vehicle will immediately come to their senses and be strongly attracted to the realmobile. Aside from this influence that a realmobile has on observers, are the physical characteristics of a realmobile. Generally, a realmobile is a low-set mercedes-benz, maserati, bentley, or any other high-value car. In many instances, abnormally large clouds of smoke may be expelled from a realmobile at any given time and usually occurs repeatedly, as if it were following the rhythm of a breath. Another common characteristic, is the lack of child-safety windows. Most often the windows will be completely rolled down, and passengers tend to keep one of their hands hanging outside their respectable window. To distinguish an authentic realmobile from a fake realmobile, one may look for a very expensive wristwatch on the hand of either a passenger or the operator of the vehicle, as the authentic realmobiles are generally operated and occupied by people with high wealth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.