RealDealNeal
This guy is the realest, dealest, most badest ass mo-fo ever! Neal is an athlete and oh so sexy, I can just spend hours on his body ( I meant he can). You have been fairly warned, Neal explodes and excels in all areas of life. Its common knowledge he bleeds determination, drinks passion integrity, and fuels that ripped bod with, special order testosterone ravioli. He naturally rejects cheese, it’s embedded deep in his autoimmune system. Cheese is his kryptonite and you won’t be forgiven if u put in his food. Neal is a precious metal or an endangered rare blue owl. Woman flock and beg just to be acknowledged by the real Neal. He should be preserved forever be memorized. He is my everything and my perfect in every way. Warning!! He will bring the sexy back in every place or establishment he enters. Be prepared YOU and your eyeballs are lucky. But obviously you can’t have mine. You must find your own rare gem. If you are Neal’s arm candy, you get a HUGE present everyday filled with pleasure. PS Also if you are a stray dog, go straight to Neal’s house. He will take you in, even if you have one eye and three legs. If your lucky enough to be the a chosen one, he will always show you his one eye and three legs but oh I gotta go!!! My sexy Aries man just got home….I’m gonna go stare at the bod and fan girl out there on complete perfection. I love and crave that real deal NEAL and I’m never letting go! 💃🏼 ⚡️ 🧗🏼 ♂️
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
It's a very good idea and I'm so glad ☺
Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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