RBS
"RBS, or Random Boner Syndrom, is affecting men everywhere. Affects teens, adults, the president, historical figures probably even got it. They have all fallen pray to Random Boner Syndrome. RBS is when your sitting in class, at the work place, or your at the bus stop, and all of a sudden you just get a boner. Sometimes it's not even that boner that gets you, its trying to adjust it in the middle of class. The problem is, when it's limp, if you got it hanging down, then it grows into the tight part of your jeans. Or if you got it propped up onto your leg, and you get a boner, then it goes right up into your belt buckle. And your like, 'God damn it, my boner is going right into my belt buckle...ow!' So the question remains, should we be concerned with RBS? should measure me taken by Homeland Security or Peda to help control the situation? I don't know what either of those will do. Homeland Security would probably try to tap your wiener, and Peda would probably try to give it the right to vote. But all I know, is that RBS is just part of life and it's something that all men have to deal with." -Vinny Degaetano
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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