RAS
RAS is the abbreviation for "Resilience Against Sex". A passive skill possessed by your girlfriend or spouse that procs (programmed random occurrence) at the most undesirable times. When RAS is triggered, synapses fire to their brain to prevent coitus at all costs. It is also, frustratingly, the most effective form of contraceptive being 99.99% effective, when used properly. This skill synergies well with "I'm tired" which increases the proc chance from 0 to 100%. There are currently no known items to remove this debuff/curse.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

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