Rapechinsky

The greatest athlete who ever lived. Multifaceted and multi dimensional- Rapechinsky is a living legend NBA, MLB, British Premier League soccer, Olympic steeplechase, and every other sport imaginable and been indoctrinated into every hall of fame including sports he's never played because its a foregone conclusion he would be dominant. He has excelled in everything he's participated in, including likely being the next president of the USA without even declaring himself a candidate and receiving the nobel prize for astrophysics without inventing anything. Recently made headlines when rape was legalized because he was discovered to be a serial rapist. In fact now rape is encouraged and taught to students at an early age thanks to Rapechinsky.