rape
You stupid FUCKERS on this site need to get a damn life! It's not "surprise sex" or "something only whiny bitches don't like." Rape is one of the most harrowing, terrifying, and even deadly (when violent, which it often is) experiences a woman - or a man - could experience. All at the hands of an evil person obsessed with power and cruel intentions. Which fucking sadistic, evil, sonofabitch retard AGREES with rape? Why is it that pratically every time someone here says that rape is a horrible, terrifying, and heartrending crime - which it absolutely is - you stupid assholes give it a thumbs down? well, you're all retarded, sick, and disgusting fuckers, because HALF OF YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! You have no idea WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! So shut up, because most of you have never raped a girl in your life, are too scared to do so, will never do so, and just want to pretend on an interent that no one knows or cares who the fucking hell you are, that you're macho, cool, strong, and greater than women. Well, I have news for you. Your penis is FOUR INCHES LONG!!! SO SHUT THE HELL UP! And for all you sadistic, evil, cruel, lewd, despicable, repulsive, mentally unbalanced DICKHEADS, who actually DO rape people and ENJOY it, then I wish you the worst possible death there is, and that it will occur in the next 2 hours. Because the sooner you fry and writhe in the utter wrath of hell, the better. and for all you men and women out there against rape, then good for you. women, be strong, careful, (kick him in the balls) and alert (but not paranoid). If it's ever happened to you, REPORT IT, no matter what they say, and SEEK THERAPY. men, apparently, you're confident enough in your own masculinity to not have to prove it to a helpless woman. good for you. and for all you guys/girls who refer to it as being badly beaten (e.g: "Dang, that test was HARD! Man, I got RAPED!"), then you're fuckers for making light of such a horrible thing, but I'm not mad at you. most all of us are fuckers, anyway.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
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my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

It shows exactly what I want!!
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