rape
You stupid FUCKERS on this site need to get a damn life! It's not "surprise sex" or "something only whiny bitches don't like." Rape is one of the most harrowing, terrifying, and even deadly (when violent, which it often is) experiences a woman - or a man - could experience. All at the hands of an evil person obsessed with power and cruel intentions. Which fucking sadistic, evil, sonofabitch retard AGREES with rape? Why is it that pratically every time someone here says that rape is a horrible, terrifying, and heartrending crime - which it absolutely is - you stupid assholes give it a thumbs down? well, you're all retarded, sick, and disgusting fuckers, because HALF OF YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! You have no idea WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! So shut up, because most of you have never raped a girl in your life, are too scared to do so, will never do so, and just want to pretend on an interent that no one knows or cares who the fucking hell you are, that you're macho, cool, strong, and greater than women. Well, I have news for you. Your penis is FOUR INCHES LONG!!! SO SHUT THE HELL UP! And for all you sadistic, evil, cruel, lewd, despicable, repulsive, mentally unbalanced DICKHEADS, who actually DO rape people and ENJOY it, then I wish you the worst possible death there is, and that it will occur in the next 2 hours. Because the sooner you fry and writhe in the utter wrath of hell, the better. and for all you men and women out there against rape, then good for you. women, be strong, careful, (kick him in the balls) and alert (but not paranoid). If it's ever happened to you, REPORT IT, no matter what they say, and SEEK THERAPY. men, apparently, you're confident enough in your own masculinity to not have to prove it to a helpless woman. good for you. and for all you guys/girls who refer to it as being badly beaten (e.g: "Dang, that test was HARD! Man, I got RAPED!"), then you're fuckers for making light of such a horrible thing, but I'm not mad at you. most all of us are fuckers, anyway.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
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