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The supposed definition of rap is "rhythm and poetry" which is particularly ironic since there is a complete lack of rhythm and poetry in this swill. It is also an insult of unspeakable proportions to classify it as music, which implies is has some resemblance to Mozart, Bach, Wagner, Beethoven and their contemporaries such as Otis Redding, The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, U2, etc, etc. Emo reeks of stale urine and donkey dumplings but nonethess is contains lyrics, sung by people and music produced by instruments played, albeit occassionally be people. Rap is characterized by one or more persons bellowing/yelling words usually completely out of synch with the accompanying sounds. Often rap contains no real lyrics, just profanity laden outbursts that are as a rule unintelligible. The content of this drivel is based around violence toward women, men, the handicapped and the elderly, the consumption of malt liquor, the ingestion of crack and degenerate acts with dead animals and week old donuts. Lets not forget the continual quest for "respect" by people who have none themselves and are the farthest thing from being deserved of any sort of respect. Often words that are not to be found in the dictionary or in the English language such as "gat" and "bling" and prevalant in this fecal matter masquerading as music. Rappers and their fan base, ie, homies, gangstas, wannabes and the like, are known to have IQ levels substantially below what is considered the norm. The production of rap, and the enjoyment of rap requires absolutely no talent and or appreciation of. It has been stated before, but nonethess the greatest indicator of what rap really is, is that if you place the letter "c" in front of the word "rap" you arrive at "crap" which immediately invokes the image of a warm, fresh steaming turd which is the perfect representation of rap.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected

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I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf

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it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's

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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!

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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️

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I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)

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really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.

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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site

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