Randolph

You know your from Randolph NJ when: -There is a party basically every weekend. -You hate Roxbury & Knolls. -Almost everyone is completely loaded. -Your parents are doctors, lawyers, etc. -Your high school is beastly at Ice Hockey. -DQ is where every girl works during the summer. -You stop at Burrinis, ACME, 711, or Dunkin in the morning. -Budd is your favorite RAM guard. -Almost everyone drinks/smokes on a daily basis. -When your bored you either go to a party or drive around. -Rumors spread like wildfire. -Basically every girl isnt a virgin. -Half the school is STD infested. -You love Randolph even when there isnt anything to do. -We suck at football. -Spirit week is the only good week in school. -When random fights break out for no reason. -Everyone hates the guidance counselers, vice principles, etc. -Every guy thinks their fantastic at graffiti. -The freshman are always slutty as alllll hell. -You go to the commons if you want to skip class. -The cooking room is your favorite place to be. -Everyone either works at Burrinis, Forte, DQ, or in Morristown. -You know who did what & when.