Ramen
A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students. How to make it: 1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan. 2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes. 3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning. 4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl. 5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11) 6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
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Good quality, not cheesy.
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
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