Ralk
Ralk is just about the sweetest and the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He teases you and laughs at you, but it’s okay because his laughs are just about the kyutest thing you have ever heard, and the teasing is just his way of showing that he loves you; and boy does he LOVE YOU!! Ralk wants you and only you, and he’ll make sure you know it! He may not be the tallest boy around, but he is the sweetest, the hottest, the sexiest and the most charming guy you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Ralk has these dark dark brown eyes that look almost black, but in them you see the sparkliest night skies and the most loyal soul in the world. He has soft skin with some scars that he is a bit self conscious about, but the scars just add to the story of Ralk. Ralk is charming and stubborn too, but don’t make him curious, even though it’s just about the most adorable thing ever seeing him all curious like that, if you don’t tell him soon he will ask incessantly then lose interest. Ralk loves to make you happy and he is a great person to rely on in your time of need. A Ralk can always make you laugh no matter how sad you are, no matter how afraid or angry... Ralk is just an incredibly amazing person, so once you have one, never let him go. Bc he surely won’t let you go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
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