rage condition
Within text-based conversations on the Internet, a person is said to have the Rage condition, when he or she is honestly incapable of forming a reasonable response and opinion, because in his or her perception, only the most intense and attention-drawing words or phrases of a paragraph or sentence are readable and within their cognitive grasp. Original paragraph: Given that sexuality and sexual attraction is on a basic level not a voluntarily chosen personality feature, but shaped by certain inborn perceptual responses and impulses to triggers such as pheromones and visual stimuli, and that those responses and inclinations are again mostly shaped by evolutionary advantageous outcomes, it's reasonable to assume and hard to deny that the majority of male animals, do intrinsically feel attraction towards females once they are fertile. But this would also mean in the case of humans, that the average male does feel (on the described basis) attracted towards adolescent girls who have physically matured to be completely fertile. That could mean in extreme cases of an early onset of puberty even as young as 10-12 years old. This of course is entirely misfit to any reasonable social and moral imperatives in a civilized society, to the effective outcome in most people's idea of their own sexuality and to their emotional attraction towards potential partners as well as to the impact on their voluntary and involuntary sexual behavior and inclinations.
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
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i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
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It was a good gift
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