Quinceñera
Like the "Sweet 16" that marks the coming of age of bimbos with nothing else to think about, but for Mexican girls who are 15-years-old. It was moved to 15 because most are already pregnant or rarin' to be mamasitas. Necessities: --$59.99 dress from the family tienda ("Solamente el mejor para mi hija!") that is preferably turquoise, jade, pink, orange, sapphire, or amarillo. --big hairdo done by Tia Carlita, to include obligatory hanging tendrils --shopping mall photo shoot with swirly backgrounds and soft lighting, plus a storybook promenade through the halls lookin' all fancy to the staring crowds --TACOS TACOS TACOS!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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