pwt
English Council estate folk who do their weekly shopping at Poundstretcher, Quicksave or Lidl. Families usually consist of an ape like father, a scraggy bleach blond wife at least 10 years his junior and between 4 and 12 snotty nosed kids of varying ages running around causing havoc. PWT fathers are unlikely to have real jobs, instead making ends meet by doing "cash in hand" jobs while the mother collects the family benefit, of which 20% goes on food for the week and the other 80% goes towards the fathers trip to the pub or the mothers bingo and scratchcard addition. The kids, no matter how young, will all spout seriously bad language as that is all their God forsaken illiterate spawn of the devil parents speak. PWT can be seen regularly on TV programs such as 'Trisha' (English version of Jerry Springer) where they believe that by going on national TV to tell the world that the troll of a spouse has cheated on them will bring them the acclaim reserved for Nobel prize winners. PWT can also be seen at chain restaurants such as Beefeaters as they think they are dead posh, a typical romantic evening for PWT will consist of a couple of pints, to a Beefeater for a steak dinner then the man dropping the woman off before going back to the pub with his simian brothers.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
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