putka
Putka is a the Bulgarian word for pussy. You can use it as an insult or as women’s reproductive organ (vagaina). Here in Bulgaria we use putka very often for example when you see your friend you can say “Ohhhh, putka maina kvo stava” (ohhhh, pussy sup). Sometimes putka can be used as an insult for example “na maika ti putkata” (your mom’s pussy). The word putka has history! Bulgarians started using it back in 1989 when some villagers were joking aroud and one of them said some really nasty thing about the other man’s wife and the other was like “brat, are da spresh da se durjish kato putka” (bro, stop acting like pussy). Now in 2018 we use putka very often(as I said) and it’s a great way to express yourself for example when you are mad about something you can say “daaa tee eba v na maika ti putkata” (to fuck you in your mother's pussy). You can use it when you are happy “ohhh, putka, ne znaesh kolko sum shtastliv” (ohhh, pussy, you don’t know how happy I am). Or you can use it when you are thankful “Blagodarq ti mnogo, putko, tva znachi mnogo za men” (Thank you so much pussy that means a lot to me). Putka is a great word that’s why you should start using it!
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