Puritanism
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology. The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity: 1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls. 2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness. 3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum. 4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order. 5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned. 6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites. 7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute. Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations. If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism. There is no “Puritan-lite.” There is no “socially right, fiscally left.” There is no debate. You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot. P&P ✠7
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