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(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology. The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity: 1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls. 2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness. 3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum. 4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order. 5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned. 6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites. 7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute. Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations. If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism. There is no “Puritan-lite.” There is no “socially right, fiscally left.” There is no debate. You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot. P&P ✠7

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

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Love it

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Review by Mario Alberto A.

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Mario Alberto A.Dec 22

This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

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Too inappropriate

Ana job w.Dec 21

Item came at appropriate time in good condition.

Matthew K.Dec 21
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epic

deez n.Dec 20

Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.

Robin C.Dec 20
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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire

joe m.Dec 20

Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!

Stephen I.Dec 20
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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.

yodaDec 19

Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.

Thomas D.Dec 19
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so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole

TreDavis M.Dec 18

Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.

STEPHAN M.Dec 18
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Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!

Saya E.Dec 17
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The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across

Boluwatife Dec 16

Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.

Frank S.Dec 16
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I love my mug! 💘

Angelina S.Dec 16

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