Puritanism
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology. The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity: 1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls. 2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness. 3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum. 4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order. 5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned. 6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites. 7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute. Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations. If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism. There is no “Puritan-lite.” There is no “socially right, fiscally left.” There is no debate. You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot. P&P ✠7
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
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